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2008-08-19 20:47:22

Last author: Steel Mal'ak
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Do not message [Steel Mal'ak] if...

NOTE: Rule # 7 has been changed.

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1. You are under the maturity level of an adult and/or are under 16. (So therefore, most of you will not be able to message me)
2. Your life sucks. (I'm not sure that I could care any less.)
3. You are unable to speak or type without replacing most of your vocabularies with various swear words. (Is that really necessary?)
4. You want only to say "Hi". (I get lots of messages and have lots of wiki's to work on, so please don't waste my time.)
5. You are too lazy to check your message for spelling mistakes. (It's super annoying.)
6. You can't think for yourself. (This is self-explanatory.)
7. You want to ask me questions about God. In real life, I love answering questions (good or bad) about God, but online...Such discussions usually frustrate me.
8. You are hypocritical. (If you don't like being judged, then don't judge.)
9. *rule under rennovation*
10. *rule under rennovation*
11. *rule under rennovation*
12. All you want to say is that I'm "hott" or something like that. (I just don't like that.)
13. *rule under rennovation*
14. *rule under rennovation*
15. You're a jerk. (thus being the reason that I don't message myself very often.)
16. You did not read the whole list. (If you did, then good job, here's a cookie.)

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Do not message [Steel Mal'ak] if...

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